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Bikini Wax or Go Head-To-Head With an MMA Fighter? | Would You Rather | Cut

Bikini Wax or Go Head-To-Head With an MMA Fighter? | Would You Rather | Cut


– Hi, I’m Dietrich. – And I’m Daniel. – And we’re playing would you rather. – Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh no, this is so, nope, no. They gave me hot. (gagging) – A cup of, a cup of hot sauce? A full cup of hot sauce? – (Interviewer) Are you guys worried you’re going to lose today? – Yes. – Everyday, everyday I wake up. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I’m afraid of that. – Alright, ready? Would you rather get a bikini wax or fight an MMA fighter for one round? Goddammit, at least we don’t
have to eat gross food today. – Yeah, just internal bleeding. – Guess we should start
weighing the pros and cons, eh. – Yeah. – Starwipe. – Hey Paul. – Daniel. – Hey what’s happening, Paul. – Nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you Daniel. – Dietrich. – Dietrich, what’s up,
Paul, nice to meet you. – So if we’re boxing you’re
punching people in the face and to the body to try to
break ’em down and damage ’em. Not hard to break a nose, you know, you could potentially get cut,
tooth could get knocked out, broken finger, broken toe, you know. This guy here is Mike Ross. – He’s almost got like two
sets of teeth like a shark. – I bet he could rip both of
our arms off at the same time. – That’s what I’m saying,
that’s what I’m saying. – He can put his elbow across your throat and then punch you repeatedly in the face with like his other hand. – Is there any risk of death? – Ah, possibly but it’s going
to be super low, you know. I would happily get a bikini wax before I stepped into the cage with Mike Ross. – Yup, we’re going to do a bikini wax. – (Interviewer) Woo, fuck yeah. – Goddammit, that’s like really. – This is not confetti, this
is like straight asbestos. – Is this asbestos? – Hey, this isn’t bad
actually, it’s pretty nice. – This is muy romantic,
yes, let’s do this. I am, I’m ready to get waxed. Y’all ready, y’all ready for this? – (Interviewer) Oh yeah. Do you just want to see my
anus just to get it over with? – Not at all, not even one bit. – Two, one, here you go, ready. – Alright, so, we’ll
see how hot the wax is. – Get in there Dietrich, c’mon man. Be careful, don’t fucking
scorch my crotch man. – I can’t get past, I can’t
get through the pubes. (laughter) – Oh no, alright put a strip on it. You gotta put a strip on it now. Or spread it out, did
you spread it properly? – (laughing) I honestly don’t know. – Dietrich, I don’t trust you in this now. – Okay. – Oh no, how long is
she, how long, how long? – I don’t know. – It’s supposed to be taut. – Fucking do it, do it pussy. (laughing) – Dan I’m going to try again. – What, let me see the strip. Oh no. Aah, no. (yelling) I don’t know how I’m going
to get this thing off of me. It’s like. – It’s on there man. – (Interviewer) No, he
got it off, he got it off. – There’s one pube. There’s still so, aah,
it’s stuck to my belly. (laughing) Which is stuck to my crotch, ah. – Oh fuck. (laughing) – Fuck you Dietrich. – That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. – This went horribly wrong. (laughing) – (Interviewer) Can we get him a napkin? – Do you have an electric razor? It’s all just like sticking to me. – (Interviewer) Hannah,
you guys, we need more. – More napkins isn’t the answer Blaine. Ready, do it. – One. (ripping) – Ah, oh, (laughing) Oh, oh God, it sounded like
you’re tearing up carpet. – Would you move the tassel out of? Oh my fucking God, don’t. – Go Dietrich, go. – (Interviewer) Oh wow, that is, that is. – Oh, ho, ho, ho, Goddammit, Goddammit. – That tickles. – Oh. (laughing) – Ow. Can I put my ankle on your shoulder? Oh no. Yup. Ooh, ah. Ah, the towel’s stuck to my asshole, oh. (laughter) No, ah. – (Interviewer) Olive oil? – I can’t even walk
right, hang on I gotta. – (Interviewer) There you go. There use that olive oil
to remove that stuff. – Yeah, I’m going to. – (Interviewer) Alright, go
ahead, head to the shower. – Can I go, I don’t have to do it here. – (Interviewer) Go head to the shower, we’ll prep Dietrich for
you that’ll be next. – Cool, get ready buddy. What’s your favorite band? – (laughing) Cake. – Cake? What’s your favorite Cake song? – Take Off Your Stick and. – What’s that? – Oh, you’re really on my penis right now. Ow, oh no, it didn’t go
all the way off did it? So, I’m going to fart, I’m
definitely going to fart. – I wanna try to go the other way. – I’m definitely going
to fart when you do that. (laughing) – It’s so close to being done. Ready, ready? – No. – Three, two, one. (ripping) – Ooh, fuck, fuck, fuck. – Oh, it smells so bad. Three, two, one, oh no. – (Interviewer) Alright, finish it Dan. – Do you want me to finish it? I just need to see what
the smell’s like over here. – It’s not optimum. – Okay, do you trust me? – No, oh. (laughter) – Ready? – Just do it, (screaming). – Here, here, put your, put your. – No, no. – There you go, there you go. See now you don’t have to
worry about your (laughter). Three, two. (screaming) – Fuck, fuck, ooh. – (Dan) Wow. Good job man. – Thanks man. – (Interviewer) Alright,
are you guys ready for the Google results? – I forgot about this part to be honest. I completely forgot about this. – (Interviewer) Are you guys
ready for the internet results? – Yeah. – (Interviewer) 55 out of 100 people said they would fight the MMA fighter. How do you guys feel right now? – I’m fucking not stoked
about this at all. – (Interviewer) Sorry guys you lost, so. (loud screeching) Alright, how do you guys feel? – That is real violent right there. – Is that him punching? – That’s him punching right there. – (Interviewer) Look behind you. – Let’s do this, Fantastic
Beasts comes out. I’m trying to watch that by 10:50. – What Fantastic Beasts? – Yeah, I’m a big Harry Potter fan. – Oh, we’ll get you there by then. – Fighter, are you ready? Fight. (dinging) Touch gloves, let’s go. Alright. – (Dietrich) There you
go Dan, there you go Dan. (dinging) (laughter) – (Interviewer) Yeah
Dietrich, hustle, hustle. Alright, remember Mike you
have to take down with a kick. (dinging) That’s illegal spot. We’ve entered the second
round of martial arts. – Oh yeah, I’m done for
that one right there. – (Interviewer) That
could’ve been where the toes slapped your face. – That’s the toes right there. That’s the toe slap. I feel like we’re the opposite
of what’s going on right now. – Yeah, like I’m a fat, doughy hobbit that should just be smoking
weed and making you laugh not getting punched. – And I love big band
jazz and that’s kind of what I want to focus on, not violence. – And that’s, honestly
the light makes me want to puke a little bit. – Yeah, everything’s bad right now. Got a little bit of a headache. – And once again, fuck you internet. – Fuck you internet. (electronic music)

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100 thoughts on “Bikini Wax or Go Head-To-Head With an MMA Fighter? | Would You Rather | Cut

  1. How did they get away with this not being banned! Haha Also I feel the pain. I once tried to bakini wax….. never again..

  2. Omfg!!!! Lmao!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA ….lol they didnt censored his pubes!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  3. Wtf did I just watch??? 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. I'm SO fucking happy to have come across these videos. I'm watching all of them and I can not stop laughing. It made my week. Thank you guys, you're the best.

  5. Weird how this show is ok but JkNews gets demonetized for it’s “vulgar” content and now has to be a “family” channel when it never was.

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