Oh my God, did you see this?
See what? Some guy died from having his balls squeezed too hard.
That’s bullshit. No, it says right here. The woman was charged with testicular manslaughter.
Well, then the article is bullshit Because it’s impossible to squeeze a guy’s balls and kill him. You wanna bet?
Alright. Tom Do you wanna come over? Yeah, we wanna grab your balls. (ki aaye) That guy smokes like two packs a day. Joe, can you swing by for like ten minutes? Frank? You wanna come over? Harder. Hey Lenny, How are your balls these days? (moaning) Grant. He was a hipster, they’re all weak. James We did God a favor right there Hey Ralph (screaming) That guy came in a little sick. (screaming) That guy had diabetes. Really?
And sickle cell. That’s just racist. That’s a lot of bodies. What are we gonna do with them? Cleaning lady’s coming today right? Yup. That’s perfect. Creepy Caress