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Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)


ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING
ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT
DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP
SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR
WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER
THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS TO COUNT THEM ON. (LAUGHTER)
NOW THIS WAS ALL PART OF THE SAME MEETING WITH SECRETARY OF
STATE REX TILLERSON REPORTEDLY CALLED TRUMP A MORON. ALTHOUGH LET’S BE HONEST, WE’VE
ALL HEARD DONALD TRUMP SPEAK, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY
MEETING. (LAUGHTER)
TRUMP DENIES– (APPLAUSE)
COME ON, NO — COME ON. YOU STARTED THAT. NOW TRUMP DENIES THAT HE ASKED
FOR MORE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. AND HE SAYS THIS STORY IS FAKE
NEWS. THIS MORNING HE TWEETED WITH ALL
OF THE FAKE NEWS COMING OUT OF NBC AND THE NETWORKS, AT WHAT
POINT IS IT APPROPRIATE TO CHALLENGE THEIR LICENSE. BAD FOR COUNTRY. A BETTER QUESTION WOULD BE AT
WHAT POINT IS IT APPROPRIATE TO CAPITALIZE THE WORD “LICENSE.” FOR GRAMMAR, THERE IS NO REASON
FOR A CAPITAL L. NOW I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW, I DIDN’T
EVEN KNOW THAT TELEVISION NETWORKS HAD LICENSES. DID YOU KNOW THIS? LIKE IF THAT IS THE CASE, WHERE
DID FOX NEWS GET THEIR LICENSE? IS IT FROM SOME GUY SELLING FAKE
I.D.ES BEHIND A LIQUOR STORE. WHAT DO YOU NEED? I’LL GET YOU A LICENSE. YOU CAN SELL WHATEVER YOU WANT. IN OTHER NEWS, MORE AND MORE
CELEBRITIES ARE SPEAKING OUT AGAINST THE PRESIDENT. LAST NIGHT THE RAPPER EMINEM
ATTACKED PRESIDENT TRUMP IN A FREESTYLE RAP VIDEO THAT AIRED
AT THE BET A WEARS. THE TITLE OF EMINEM’S LAP IS
“THE STORM” SO NATURALLY DONALD TRUMP REACTED BY THROWING ROLLS
OF PAPER TOWELS AT IT. THE VIDEO HAD A RAW FEEL TO IT,
IT WAS EMINEM RAPPING STRAIGHT TO ONE CAMERA IN A PARKING
GARAGE. WE HAVE A PHOTO OF IT HERE. THERE HE IS, IT WAS A REALLY
INTENSE SHOOT, NOT BECAUSE EMINEM WAS TAKING DOWN THE
PRESIDENT BUT BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO GET THE WHOLE CREW OUT OF THE
PARKING STRUCTURE IN UNDER AN HOUR OR IT WAS GOING TO BE 20
BUCKS A CAR. (LAUGHTER)
NOT GOING TO PAY THAT. EMINEM’S LETTER ECKS WERE
POLITICALLY CHARGED. HE DEFENDED THE NFL PLAYERS WHO
HAVE BEEN KNEELING DURING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND LATER DONALD
TRUMP RESPONDED WITH HIS OWN WRAP THAT WENT, WILL THE NFL
PLAYERS PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP, PLEASE STAND UP. AND FINALLY,–
(LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE)
FINALLY, BIG NEWS FROM THE ART WORLD, A PAINTING OF JESUS BY
THE MASTER LEONARDO DA VINCI HAS BEEN REDISCOVERED. EXPERTS SAY IT COULD FETCH UP TO
$100 MILLION AT AUCTION. YEAH, THIS IS INTERESTING. JESSUS KLEIST IS BOTH– CHRIST
IS BOTH THE SUBJECT OF PAINTING AND WHAT EVERYONE SCREAMED WHEN
THEY HEARD HOW MUCH IT WAS GOING TO COST. COULD WE TAKE A LOOK AT THE
PAINTING. I LOOKED AT THIS FOR A LONG
TIME. WHAT IS IT THAT IS IN HIS HAND. AH, THAT MUST BE FROM THAT
FAVORITE BIBLE STORY WHERE JESUS GETS IN A CRAZY WATER BALLOON
FIGHT. HE TURNED THOSE WATER BALLOONS
INTO WINE BALLOONS. (LAUGHTER)
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN BIDDING ON THIS, THE PAINTING, THE TITLE
OF THE PAINTING IS SALVADOR MUNDI WHICH LOOSELY TRANSLATES
TO STILL LIFE WITH WEIRD ALL YANKOVIC.

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100 thoughts on “Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

  1. Kneeling is fucking retarded. Liberals want to bash the fuck out of the country when it’s the country that lets them do it. Liberals are just contradicting dumbass hypocrites

  2. On the real all the people that try to diss Eminem with their own freestyle are fuckin wack. Eminem has balls and he lit Donald trump on fire 🔥

  3. Remind to the gay rapper Eminem and Soros-media-Puppet-Corden that Trump was democratically elected by the American citizens…. also remind to these privileged people that after 8 years with Clown obama 😱 the unemployment and the wars over the world orchestrated by the democrats 😱 made them lose US and Europe elections.

  4. Cordon is a terrible comedian, the fact that the left have him on tv constantly shows how small things amuse small minds

  5. WE voted in an idiot and gave him the keys to all the nukes… yeah let’s all laugh about it … hahahah HAHAHAhahaHa .. haha .. he he .. oh.

  6. so you stupid brainwashed moron didn't know that television networks must have "LICENSES" ? So i tell you , because the mainstream media in western world are under control basically by 6 people , their purpose is to form opinions of stupid idiots like you … If there is no need for license , then there would be many TVs and maybe they would start talking the TRUTH .. so that's why there is need for license , coz the truth tellers will never get it …you stupid moron … That's why is TV full of idiots like you ,misleading morons like you, pathetic entertainment ,big brothers, x factors , gordon and kardashians .. no truth , no true solution ,no real issues which really matters .. like is for example economy based on pyramid scheme , even your fucking taxes go into banker pockets ..stupid fat asshole ….

  7. Who is this over weight nobody wanna be? No one knows you or cares who you are so keep your jokes to your self no one wants to hear them

  8. Rap is a pathetic art form lol anyone can rap even little children at the ages of 5y old rap as well as anyone else. Seriously people have stupid and horrible taste in about everything now a days especially music and the ignorance these thugs spew from there shitty mouths. It is very disrespectful to kneel during the national anthem period! If you think it's ok to piss on an American soldiers grave than you need to leave America and go to the shitholes you so proudly invite into your world like sheep to the wolves ignorance! We sing that song to remember the fallen and the ones still fighting or survived hectic battles also to remember the togetherness we all felt as Americans black,white,yellow,brown we all United until now. You people are segregating America into a world slum cause of your stupidity and ignorance. Learn your history so you don't make the same mistakes from the past. 🇺🇸💯

  9. Mr Donald didn't have license when he gave Palestine away to Israel no problem it's Palestinian people are not human let them get crushed no problem youuuuuuuuuu see every one love me

  10. This guy's jokes don't even have any cleverness behind them. Yeah we all get that Jesus turned water into wine, but what's the point of saying that he turned that figure into wine? For what? Maybe he's changed recently but dear god did I cringe at that

  11. I used to have respect for James Corden cuz he was a half decent actor but now hes just making attacks on the right having a left leaning political bias

  12. My question is, why are all talk shows and shows like Saturday Night live, etc.. why are they all about Donald Trump? Why can’t they talk about something else?

  13. Everyone is wanting Eminem carpool karaoke…..but my question is what if the car blast for rapping so fast…..because Eminem is a bomb…..

  14. Pathetic left wing jokes hahaha, grasping at straws like usual. Right. Donald trump the billionaire business mogul is so stupid. Hahaha just stop

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