Your guard is open.
You have to watch it. Otherwise I can just
come in here and… katagatame. No more fight. -Got it?
-Yes. -I got it.
-Good. You know what? -There’s the size difference…
-The…? In the ring, we’re all the same.
It’s the mind. Not if we’re in different
categories. I’m training you, man. We’re not fighting.
I’m training you. -Right.
-Right. -See you next week then.
-No, we’ll go again. Yes, man! Watch your guard.
You’re hesitating. You hesitated.
You can’t turn around. You expose your neck. Okay… I can’t expose it? -You can’t.
-Because you can do an armlock? -Worse.
-What’s worse than an armlock? I don’t know.
A little bite maybe. Why are you laughing? Bites are not allowed. They’re not allowed in MMA, but all is fair
in the game of life. It’s not fair
leaving your neck like this, exposed, all alone… This neck full of veins,
this baby neck… Baby neck? It’s like being in a bar
with a bottle of vodka, everyone’s crazy, someone falls to the ground
and stays here, on your neck,
with their tongue, and comes close
to the nape of your neck. -How do you feel?
-A little… You’re all tingly, man! Even the hair in your ass
is standing. -You hesitated again!
-Again? Yes. And now your balls
are exposed. What if I sucked your balls? It would be bad, right? It depends. Bad for whom? Because I don’t want to.
But if you do… -What if you wanted it?
-But I don’t. How do you know if no one
ever sucked your balls? I have to go. Alright. But you hesitated.
I saw you hesitate. -Again?
-Yes. I saw how that juicy,
wet mouth of yours hesitated. Okay. -See you.
-See you. Your guard, man!