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Key & Peele – Fighting Meegan’s Battles

Key & Peele – Fighting Meegan’s Battles


– [sighs]
– [clears throat] – CAN YOU TOTALLY CHILL OUT?
– NO, I’M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW. CAN YOU, LIKE, NOT TALK TO ME
FOR, LIKE, A SECOND? LIKE, THAT’D BE GREAT.
THAT’D BE FINE. THAT’D BE FINE BY ME. WHAT?
OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS IS BULL[bleep].
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE THE PROBLEM WITH LETTING
TWO MORE PEOPLE IN? – CHECK YOUR GIRL, BRO. – I’M SORRY.
– EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY? “CHECK YOUR GIRL”? UH-UHH,
IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT. NO ONE CHECKS ME
BECAUSE I’M NOT LUGGAGE. OKAY? SO YOU CAN GO
[bleep] YOURSEE-ELF. – MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY, TWO MORE PEOPLE ARE GONNA
COME OUT IN A COUPLE OF SECONDS, AND THEN WE CAN GO IN. – NO!
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. WHAT WAS IT LIKE
BEING INTHE GREEN MILE?– HE WASN’T INTHE GREEN MILE!HE CLEARLY WASN’T
IN THAT MOVIE. – WHAT DOES TOM HANKS’S PENIS
FEEL LIKE? – MEEGAN!
– MOREOVER, HOW DOES IT FEEL WHEN SWARMS OF BEES
ARE COMING OUT OF YOUR FACE? – SERIOUSLY, I’M SORRY.
IT’S, LIKE, HER FAVORITE MOVIE. – DON’T APOLOGIZE FOR ME! YEAH, THIS IS NICE,
THIS IS NICE. YOU LOOK LIKE COMMON MEETS
THE INCREDIBLE HULK. – MEEGAN–
– WHEN YOU BROUGHT THE FRANKINCENSE TO BABY JESUS,
DID THEY, LIKE… – OH.
– MAKE YOU STAND OUTSIDE THE BARN
BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BIG, OR DID THEY INVITE YOU IN
WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS? DON’T FLARE YOUR NOSTRILS
AT ME, OKAY?
– HE’S– – DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW IMPOLITE THAT IS? – HE HASN’T MOVED HIS NOSTRILS
ONCE SINCE WE GOT HERE. – I SAW THEM MOVE!
– THEY DID NOT MOVE, MEEGAN. – THEY FLARED! – MEEGAN, THEY [bleep]
DID NOT MOVE! – YOUR NOSTRILS FLARED MORE THAN
A SURVIVOR FROM A BOAT ACCIDENT. – WHAT? – HE’S NOT EVEN LOOKING ME
IN THE EYES. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU’RE JUST GOING TO CONTINUE
TO BE A LITTLE PRICK, YOU’RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS
KICKED. – DON’T TOUCH HIM, MEE–
MEEGAN. – [scoffs]
CRAZY BITCH. – [gasps] [squeaks] – [sighs] OH! – I TOTALLY LOVE MY NAILS
RIGHT NOW. I’M SO OVER EVERYTHING
RIGHT NOW, OVER THE FLOOR,
I’M OVER THE SKY, I’M OVER YOU, OVER THAT PUSSY BACK THERE. YOU’RE A PUSSY! – MEEGAN, SERIOUSLY.
– WHATEVER. – [makes kissing sounds] – NICE LEGS, LITTLE LADY.
[laughter] – UM, EXCUSE ME? – OH, GOD! – HEY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT THE [bleep]
DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU GUYS COME BACK HERE WITH
YOUR LITTLE ITTY-BITTY DICKS. – YOU BEST CONTROL YOUR LADY. – YUP.
– [gasps] EXCUSE– “CONTROL YOUR LADY”?
NO, HE DOESN’T CONTROL ME, ‘CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, I’M NOT A REMOTE. – MEEGAN, BABY,
CAN WE JUST LET THIS GO? – NO, I’M TALKING TO THE PUSSIES
OF ANARCHY RIGHT NOW. – OH, BOY.
– YEAH, YOU. WHY DON’T YOU ALL
GATHER YOURSELVES, AND WHY DON’T YOU JUST GO
AND FIGURE OUT A WAY TO [bleep] ON EACH OTHER’S
LEATHERY PENI. – HEY, [bleep] YOU, BITCH!
– [gasps] – OH, NO.
– [squeaks] – [sighs] IT’S NOT EVEN THE PLURAL
OF “PENIS.” [punching thud]
– YEAH! [thugs laughing] – I’M THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD! YES!
I FEEL INVINCIBLE! LIKE I HAVE SUPER POWERS
OR SOMETHING. HA HA! YOU HEAR THAT,
ALL YOU [bleep] OF THE WORLD? I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT,
AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME. – BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE TO
FIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS, YOU CRAZY BITCH!
– [gasps] – OH, BOY.
– [squeaks] – OH, NO. – [squeaks] – [sighs] UGH! OH. – NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

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100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Fighting Meegan’s Battles

  1. Why was there not a spin off show of just Meegan and Andre… It could have been a fake reality show….anything as long as we got more beautiful Meegan and her legendary insults.

  2. I just want to see a video where Megan finally gets what she deserves and Andre getting the better woman who is basically just Peele with a better attitude

  3. people used to tell my ex bf to control your woman. he didnt even bothered. he just said u want her to behave? control her urself im not her dad ;''D

  4. Well, that's what happens when an exploited mangina white knight bro gets into a relationship with a cunt from the deepest parts of HEIL!

  5. I would seriously watch an entire movie on these two characters. Hilarious. But also disturbing because women like this must exist. Thankfully I've never met one.

  6. I never been to a club but once after I graduated. Highschool. In Manhattan tho.

    I do not like anything that's not classy. I'm a women not a dude. Lol.
    Do this really happens lol.

  7. if this was the first Key and Peele sketch I'd ever seen I would have such a hard timing not seeing Peele as Meegan.. he's amazing.

  8. I actually didn't even laugh because meegan was too convincing and I got frustrated that Andre didn't just let her deal with her own shit

  9. yo this toxic situation is super real and happening, and a great representation of toxic masculinity being forced upon a nice guy but lol

  10. I knew a girl EXACTLY LIKE THIS!🤣🤣🤣 I was arguing with her boyfriends mother over the price of some illicit, and she would grab the phone, say some shit then tell her boyfriend I called her a Cunt.😣😣😣 I hadn't said a word. Long story short, I made peace with the boyfriend's mom and we went out for drinks. I went out to smoke a cigarette, and she followed. I took her 1.5 seconds to start a fight with some random hipster- because he was "standing too close to our spot", on the other side of the porch. She started slapping him, just as her boyfriend came outside- he looked at me like I was involved, I shrugged my shoulders to let him know I wasn't, and he promptly whooped that poor guys ass, and tossed him over the railing. I immediately thanked them for the beer and RAN home… This is why I didn't vote for Hillary Clinton…

  11. Hahhaha if that was me… i'd let her crazy ass deal with them; her self.. I'd do one. Unless it wasn't her fault… but ive seen a lot of women like this.. I still don't understand why guys will even bother putting up with them? Its like guys wanna get hurt ahah

  12. Everytime I see the thumbnail of Peele dressed like a woman, I always think it is Anne Juergens (the mom from Secret Life of an American Teenager) at first.

  13. I wish they'd make a skit where Meegan is getting all bitchy and Andre just slaps the hell out of her 😂
    Please make this skit Key and Peele, we all need that closure! Especially since it's so rare Meegans actually get the slap in real life!

  14. 2:21 Why do men always get so offended when someone says something about their penis size? I don't think women care if someone says something about their bust size, or are they that fragile?

  15. Women start fights and men die or get injured fighting for their women…….it's called being a gentleman……or being stupid

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