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Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored


– all: OH!
– WHOO HOO HOO! – EDUARDO, MAN,
YOU ARE SO LOCO, MAN! – WOW. – WE NEED A CRAZY VATO
LIKE YOU IN OUR GANG. – SI. – WITH THIS BANDANA,
I WELCOME YOU TO THE GANG. – YO. HOLD UP. – OH…KAY. – WHAT’S GOING ON? – HEY.
CARLITO. UH, I WAS JUST WELCOMING EDUARDO
INTO THE GANG. – WHY?
WHO HE? WHAT HE DID? – HE’S–HE’S CRAZY, MAN. WE–WE WERE THINKING
THAT THE GANG NEEDS A CRAZY GUY. – YEAH, YEAH, MAN.
THIS GUY IS LOCO. SHOW HIM, EDUARDO. LOCO! – THAT’S MUY LOCO. – LOCO.
HUH? – NO, NO.
I’M THE LOCO ONE IN THIS GANG. – WHAT?
OKAY, OKAY. – CHECK THIS OUT. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK.
QUACK-QUACK. I’M A DUCK. I’M A CRAZY DUCK. – NO–CARLITO.
– QUACK. – CARLITO, IT’S NOT THAT KIND OF
LOCO, OKAY? THAT’S MORE LIKE, YOU KNOW,
ZAINY. OR–OR GOOFY. – YEAH.
– IT’S THE WRONG KIND OF LOCO. – YOU WANT TO SEE LOCO? – CARLITO.
YOU’RE NOT CRAZY. YOU’RE LIKE, UH, THE QUIET ONE. – I’M NOT QUIET. I NEVER BE CAUGHT
BEING QUIET. IN FACT, I’M ALWAYS LOUD.
CHECK IT. AHH. – OKAY.
OKAY. THAT WAS WEIRD. THAT WAS–WERE YOU YELLING? – I’LL SHOW YOU LOCO RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, YO. – CARLITO, NO.
– OH, MY GOD. – CARLITO, PULL UP YOUR PANTS,
HOMES. – I GOT TILIKUM ON MY UNDERWEAR. THAT’S THE BLACK FISH. I’M NAKED,
AND I DON’T EVEN CARE. – CARLITO, YOU GOTTA
PULL ‘EM UP, OKAY? THERE’S, LIKE, CHILDREN
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, OKAY? – OKAY.
BUT CHECK THIS OUT. I GOT NINE PUNCH CARDS
FROM FROYO UNIVERSE, EACH WITH A ONE STAMP IN IT. EVERY TIME I GET A FROYO,
I GET A NEW CARD. – CARLITO, THAT’S JUST BEING
CAVALIER WITH YOUR FINANCES INSTEAD OF COLLECTING
YOUR FREE DESSERT. I MEAN, THAT’S NOT LOCO. THAT’S JUST, LIKE,
FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. – I MIGHT NOT BE LOCO,
BUT YOU KNOW WHO IS LOCO? MY FRIEND MR. BASURA-HEAD. – HE’S DUMPING THE GARBAGE. – HI, I’M THE MOST LOCO PERSON
IN HERE. – CARLITO.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? – QUE? – CARLITO. OKAY. CARLITO…YOU DON’T HAVE
TO DO THIS, OKAY? IT’S NOT NECESSARY.
YOU’RE NOT THE LOCO ONE. – CHECK THIS OUT. DER.
I FEEL–YEAH, I’M CRAZY. I’M THE LOCO ONE. – CARLITO, PLEASE DON’T DO
IT AGAIN. – OHH! – CARLITO, STOP. – I’M IN TOO DEEP. – THIS IS LIKE WATCHING THE
BRITISH VERSION OTHE OFFICE.LIKE, IT’S FUNNY, BUT AWKWARD
AND SAD AT THE SAME TIME. – YES. – OH! – WELL, I THINK I JUST PROVED
THIS BOTTLE IS UNBREAKABLE. [glass shattering] – CARLITO.
YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. – LOOK AT THIS. – NO.
NO, NO, NO, CARLITO. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT? – I DON’T KNOW. I’M TOO CRAZY. OH! – CARLITO,
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, MAN? THAT WAS LOCO,
BUT NOT IN A ENTERTAINING WAY. – OKAY. – OKAY. – CARLITO, PUT DOWN THE GUN,
HOMES. – OH, DON’T YOU FEAR. – PUT THE GUN DOWN.
– PUT THE GUN DOWN. – THE CRAZY, CRAZY ONE IS HERE. – CARLIT–STOP!
– PUT IT DOWN. – OH, MY STAPLE HAND. – PUT THE GUN DOWN.
– DON’T DO THAT. – I SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT.
– CARLITO, STOP TWIRLING IT. – LOCO, LOCO, LOCO.
WHERE SHE STOPS? NOBODY KNOW–CO-OH. – FUCK! CARLITO, YOU JUST
SHOT EDUARDO IN THE HEAD! – NOW I’M THE MOST LOCO
IN THE GANG? – YES, CARLITO,
BY PROCESS OF ELIMINATION, YOU’RE THE MOST LOCO PERSON
IN THE GANG. – YES. – all: OH! – LOCO! – HE CAUGHT THE BULLET.
ORALE! HE CAUGHT THE BULLET
IN HIS TEETH! – LOCO! – THAT’S THE MOST LOCO-EST THING
I EVER SEEN! – all: NO, NO!
[gun shot]

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100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Loco Gangsters – Uncensored

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  2. Carlito should get an Award for being TOO LOCO. Lmao the whole Freaking time… I need to keep watch this video, just to laugh….

  3. I just Love the fact that two Brothas took the time to put some Otha Brothas from a different Motha in their Sketch. One played in Breaking Bad and the other a main character in The Mayans. Tell me why Blacks, Natives and Aborigines are all the same in this Amerikkka. Black&Brown LOVE equals Loving your own just cultural different.

  4. What is this American humor .. Fucking sucks.. Hanging by the European balls hahaha I'm not even going to try watching this guys, sorry.. :/ the only nearly funny joke was the ''browser history''. Of to the golden humor!

  5. Don't invite Carlito to your events. He takes the fun out of everything, hogs all the attention, and is way too cavalier with his finances… Oh and he wears crispy 🧦. Keep your shoes on Carlito!

  6. Latino gangs are the most dangerous gangs in the USA.
    MS 13
    Sinoala Cartel
    18th street gang
    The Latin Kings (Aaron hernandez)
    Tango Blast (Houston,Texas)
    Mexican Mafia
    Barrio Azteca
    Los Zetas
    Etc etc

    They are some real dangerous groups guys.

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