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Key & Peele – Power Falcons

Key & Peele – Power Falcons


[rock music]
– ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS! – [roars] [falcon screech] [growls] – YELLOW FALCON,
WHAT DO YOUR SENSES TELL YA? – DESTRUCTO IS
A KILLING MACHINE. – [growls] – HIS ARMOR IS IMPERVIOUS
TO OUR BLASTERS. YOU GOT ANY IDEAS,
RED FALCON? – SURE DO, YELLOW FALCON. BLUE FALCON, YOU REMEMBER
OUR BATTLE AT DANGO BLUFF? I’LL TAKE THE LEGS,
YOU TAKE THE BLASTERS. – IT WAS BEAVER CREEK,
AND I TOOK THE LEGS. MAKE SURE YOU SHORE UP
THAT FLANK, BLACK FALCON. – UM, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? BECAUSE I’M
THE GREEN FALCON. – NO TIME FOR THAT,
BLACK FALCON. PURPLE FALCON,
ARM MISSILES! – ROGER THAT.
ARMING MISSILES NOW. [machinery whirring]
– UH– – BATTLE FORMATIONS.
WE’RE GOING IN. – HEY.
– ROGER THAT. – HOLD UP.
– COPY THAT. – ROGER.
– MY FALCON IS GREEN. – HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT OUR FALCON COLORS WHEN WE GET
BACK TO BASE, BLACK FALCON. RIGHT NOW,
WE GOT A MISSION TO DO. FALL INTO FALCON FORMATION. [screaming, explosion] – WELL, NOW, HERE’S THE ISSUE
IS THAT, YOU’RE GONNA GIVE ME AN ORDER, I’M NOT GONNA
KNOW YOU’RE TALKING TO ME. ‘CAUSE…I’M NOT
IN A BLACK FALCON. – COME ON, CHILL IT OUT,
BLACK FALCON. – YEAH,BLACKFALCON,
RELAX. – FIRST OF ALL,
I DON’T LIKE THE WAY YOU GUYS ARE SAYING “BLACK.” SECOND OF ALL,
THERE IS NO BLACK FALCON! I’M GREEN FALCON! – BLACK FALCON, HOMIE, NO ONE’S TRYING TO GET UP
IN YOUR GRILL HERE. – UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH.
DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT. NO, DON’T SAY “GRILL”
LIKE THAT. I’M THEGREENFALCON,
AND I– – OH, STOP BEING
SOBLACKFALCON ABOUT IT. – WHAT THE [bleep]
DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? – BLACK FALCON, BROTHER, I UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU’RE GOING THROUGH. – DO YOU?
NO, I DON’T THINK YOU DO. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF
I CALLED YOUREDFALCON, HUH? – WHOA! – AND PURPLE FALCON, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I CALLED
YOUYELLOWFALCON, HUH? – THAT’S RACIST.
– THAT WAS RACIST. – YEAH, THAT’S RACIST.
– OOH, THAT IS RACIST. – THAT’S RACIST?
OH, SEE, OKAY, NOPE, FORGET IT. BLACK FALCON OUT–
GREEN FALCON! [whoosh]
GREEN FALCON! DAMN IT! – HEY! WHY’D THAT GREEN FALCON
FALL OUT OF FALCON FORMATION? BLACK FALCON,
GET ON THAT AND REPORT BACK. BLACK FALCON?
BLACK FALCON, COME IN. [rock music]
– ♪ SAVING EARTH FROM SPACE ♪ POWER FALCONS!

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90 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Power Falcons

  1. I know that Blue Falcon guy I had to deal with his shit in Afghanistan. Then him drinking all my beers after rotating back home. Come to think of it there were alot of blue Falcons in the Army ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‘Ž

  2. Blue Falcon is also an expression common in the US Armed Forces. It is not referenced in this skit, but the skit is great regardless.

  3. The cheap race jokes are getting old. Lets talk about a black guy who is portraying as an indian and how that's racist.

  4. I have to say his race focus a bit much honestly. It's like he LITERALLY MAKES A LIVING out of racism…not combating it…
    and I also have to say although the jokes ARE FUNNY SOMETIMES. The narrative he has often…is not,, anti" racist…
    but just black racist…hiding behind the whole poor poor suppressed black people cloak ๐Ÿ™
    that's a real BS…cause I'm SURE he CAN tell the difference…

  5. The narrative he has often…is not,, anti" racist…
    but just black racist…hiding behind the whole poor poor suppressed black people cloak ๐Ÿ™
    that's a real BS…cause I'm SURE he CAN tell the difference…

  6. YOU RACIST SONS OF BITCHES!!! All native American Indian DONT talk like THAT!! ASSHOLES!!!……(He does nail the accent pretty good. Little lol)

  7. I'm white and this isnt even funny to me. Its okay to call him black and use stereotypical lingo that he himself doesn't use, but the second he does the same thing to you in showing you how racist you really are, hes called a racist. Jordan didnt write this to be funny, hes making a point here.. Notice how he accidentally calls himself "Black Falcon" in the end? Because hes been conditiond to see himself that way, he was tired of fighting people who didnt want to see him as anything other than black. An all too true story for blacks in america. This shit aint funny.

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