[Music playing] At last, here. What’s up, mom?! Uhh… honey… you stink! Get some deodorant or something… Excuse me. You got a dead rat down your shirt? You need to listen to me. I’M HUNGRY! Yeah, yeah… Heard a million times. [Preparing food] MOM! HURRY UP! I got no patience for food. A few moments later… DAMN! Look at all this food! [Eating noise nom nom nom] One eternity later… Oh… man… That food filled a hole. Ain’t it the shit?? MAN! That’s some good shit. [Burping] YES, the shit! [Wolf howls] [TV static] [Song] Cock-a-doodle-do-. [TV static] [TV AD] Giver of all life, the mayans worship– [TV static] [Song] Glory hole, where strangers become friends! Glory hole, you don’t need to know names. What the fuck is this shit? You have to take it up to glory hole! No, MOM! I like trains. HEY! Just watch the damn trains! [TV static] Hey! Heeey! Damn! Look at all these trains! I LOVE TRAINS MOM! Oh… That is just… great! I FUCK TRAINS! [boing, boing, boing] HOLY CRAP! Hey! Heey! You’re in trouble now mister. You hold it right there. I’mma break your ASS! OOOOOOOOO!!! [Hit sound] Go get a job asshole! Mom, i’m sorry!