SOMEBODY JUMPS YOU. HOW DO YOU REACT? Typical situation –
everybody’s been there. You’re at ALDI and it’s
pretty busy, after 5pm. Suddenly somebody comes flying
at you off the top shelf. You want to know judo here. Use the opponent’s force against him. You see him take off from the
shelf with the canned peas. You grab him in mid-air and
slam him to the ground. Add five… fifteen more shots to
the head so he’s had enough. Hit him in the balls. Then knee him in the ribs like this.
That should do it for now. … AND HOW DO JAY FK REACT? Ooooh – in the balls. Not because we have to…
but because we can.