Matt: What up? It’s yo boys, uh, playing some more Pikmin. Matt: And now, if you look at the bottom of the screen you may notice Matt: Uh
Ryan: What’s going on? Ryan: Matt, what did you do? What did you do, Matt? Ryan: What the fuck?
Matt: Yeah Ryan: Did you play an extra day?
Matt: I did. Matt: Uh, in between recordings I went back to this place because Matt: people in the comments told me that there are just, like, an abundance of treasures Matt: and pellets and the pearls from the clams give you 50 each Matt: So I went back and I busted my ass for a day and I have made our armies much bigger. Matt: So getting to the end of this game will be a lot easier. Ryan: Oh boy.
Matt: Here we are at the Distant Spring. Ryan: Boy is it distant. Ryan: Man, does my back hurt. Matt: Your back has been hurting all week Ryan, so why don’t you tell them about that. Ryan: Uh, I have no idea. I think I just have chronic back pain. Ryan: But I’ve been working to, uh, Arin’s been helping me, actually Ryan: trying to help me realign my back and help my posture. Matt: He’s been touching you good.
Ryan: Oh yeah. Matt: Every time I look over…you’re laying on the floor and Arin’s Matt: got his little hands-got his meaty little paws all over you. Ryan: My dirty little feet.
Matt: *laughs* Matt: What if I just looked over and he’s like, massaging your feet and stuff Matt: And you…”its helping with my back!” Just rubbing your feet and kissing your toes and stuff Ryan: He’s just like, through my gym shorts, digging his nose into my asshole Ryan: *inhales deeply* Ohhh… Ryan: That’s a straight back.That’s the straightest back I- *inhales deeply again* Ryan: Ohh, goddamn, that’s so fucking straight.
Matt: Your back is gonna feel good after this. Ryan: Kill ’em!
Matt: Ok, yeah, so now that I have a shitton of-fuck! Matt: Ok, off…ok.
Ryan: Off to a shitty start, Matt. Matt: Its ok, well, I have a lot of Pikmin. Its just the view is really strange-
Ryan: He’s gonna throw ’em! Matt: No he’s not. Matt: This guy fucking sucks.
Ryan: Where is he… Ryan: What is he…?
Matt: Here if I just-there we go! Matt: God yeah!
Ryan: Take it!
Matt: Beat his ass! Beat his ass! Ryan: Oh you mother fucker.
Matt: He’s getting fucking gang-banged right there. Matt: There we go.
Ryan: Ohh, dude. Matt: Alright.
Ryan: He deserved it.
Matt: You don’t fuck with the Grape Street Crips. Ryan: Where are you go-do you have to break down this wall? Matt: No. I just wanna kill these-fuck YOU!
Ryan: Where’d he come from? Matt: Where’d he go? Cotton eye Joe!
Ryan: Uh-oh Matt! Matt: Its ok, its ok, see? Just gotta…
Ryan: Are they gonna hold him down? Matt: That’s what I’m tryin’.
Ryan: *worried inhale* Matt: Its ok if I-I have so many, dude. I have over 100 blue Pikmin. Matt: So, as long as I can get-if I can get…two parts today. Cuz I took an extra day. Matt: If I can get like, two parts today we should be good. Ryan: He’s squashing a shitton of em.
Matt: Yeah, he took out a good handful. Matt: Fuckin’ kill em guys!
Ryan: I think he’s gonna have killed more than 20 by the end of this. Matt: Yeah, for sure. Matt: I just gotta…I gotta wait.
Ryan: As long as you can get ’em back with those little pellets and that body. Matt: Here we go. Just gotta throw now. Get em boys. Get him! Matt: Kick his ass!
Ryan: You don’t need any red Pikmin for this boss fight? Matt: Uhhhhh, boss fight? Oh. Oh behind this wall?
Ryan: Yeah. Ryan: Oh dude! Take him!
Matt: I dunno. Ryan: Aww, drag him down! Ryan: Have you seen what he’s wearing? Matt: He deserves this! Matt: He’s asking for it! Matt: Because blue guys are the most important in this place, I’m gonna get them to take all of this stuff. Ryan: Ooh, look at that part. Right over there. Matt: Yeah, that’s what I’m gonna go get next.
Ryan: You just break down the wall and boom you got it? Matt: Basically what I’m gonna do is I’m gonna have these guys take the part back Matt: and then I’m gonna have all my blue guys break down that wall and we’ll get that part. Matt: Hopefully I can get that back by noon. Matt: Cuz Ryan…I have been goofing a lot when it comes to this game. Ryan: You’ve been goofin and gaffin. Matt: I’ve been goofin, gaffin, spoofin, laughin…having a little bit of a problem. Matt: But now that I have all these Pikmin Matt: I wanna show that I can do it. Matt: I wanna prove this. Not just to my viewers. Matt: But to myself and to my father. Matt: You know what else I’m gonna do? I’m gonna get these guys to take some of these guys Matt: But I’m gonna leave all this stuff and I’m not gonna make them take it up yet. Matt: I’m gonna leave it at the base camp. Ryan: Are you sure? Cuz if you wait until the last minute you’re not gonna get all the shit Ryan: Cuz its gonna plant the Pikmin then. Matt: Well, I still get them the next day. Ryan: Oh yeah, true. Matt: Basically, I’m gonna have all these guys take this stuff Matt: leave it there, then at the end of the day I’m gonna divvy it up to give to different Pikmin colors. Matt: Depending on what needs it most.
Ryan: Yeah. Ryan: So are you sure you’re gonna be able to get two parts today? Matt: Um, if not today then definitely tomorrow.
Ryan: Ok. Matt: Or maybe…maybe I’m just blowing smoke outta my ass. Ryan: You could very well be blowing smoke out of that tight white boy ass you have. Matt: It is quite-have you seen my butthole? Matt: You’ve seen my butthole several times.
Ryan: Yeah. I had to take a picture of it for the Shovel Knight episode. Matt: That’s right
Ryan: And you always say that I don’t blur it enough. Matt: Yeah, I don’t think you did. Ryan: Cuz you can see where your butthole is in that. Matt: Well, here’s the thing: its not just a matter of Matt: how much you blurred it…
Ryan: Mhm. Ryan: Well it would be a different situation if it was a female blurred Ryan: To that…unfortunate…not as censored to it should be extent. Matt: Absolutely.
Ryan: But you’re a male! Ryan: Penises are funny! Matt: Penises are absolutely hilarious. Matt: But, see-fuck you!
Ryan: Just look at em and you’ll laugh. Or maybe that’s just my experience with women. Matt: *laughs* Matt: Fuckin just go ahead and break this wall down. Just ignore the stupid- Matt: FUCK! You fucking fly piece of shit. Ryan: Can we name him? Matt: Yeah…uh…fuckin’…dick. His name is dick. Matt: Good name, right?
Ryan: Strongman? Matt: Dick Strongm- *laughs* Matt: Dick-Dick Fly-
Ryan: Fuck. Yeah. Matt: Its a good one right?
Ryan: Good. Wonderful. Matt: very funny let’s player.
Ryan: Yyyyeah! Matt: *funny let’s player voice* I’m a funny let’s player! I say lots of swear words! Ryan: how long does it take them to break the fucking wall? Matt: Ok, the fly is gone, I can break the wall now. He flew back to his base to fuck his gay husband. Ryan: How many people are working on this wall?
Matt: FUCK! Ryan: What are you doing?!
Matt: I’m trying to zoom out. I forget its not minus. Ryan: That was enough-I think that fills the yelling quota for this let’s play.
Matt: Yeah. Matt: I’m gonna go back, I’mma get some red guys, and I’mma let them start breaking down the other wall. Matt: While I’m waiting.
Ryan: Yeah, won’t the red guys be better cuz they can peck at the wall with their stupid noses? Matt: No, cuz this wall, I have to go through water to get to it. Matt: That’s why I had to take the blue guys. Matt: I actually have an old backpack in Charleston, which I should bring next time I come to LA. Matt: because I have a bunch of Pikmin patches that I bought at Gamestop. Matt: Cuz on the day Pikmin released, they were giving away, like Matt: All these different patches, and…
Ryan: YES! Matt: But I ironed them to my backpack strap Matt: I’m two Pikmin short to being able to carry this thing. Ryan: Oh no!
Matt: So I gotta walk all the way back. *moist mouth sounds* Matt: Seriously guys, we have said this before Matt But if anyone out there knows how to mod games Matt: Please just get compilations of our moist mouth sounds Matt: and mod games so every sound in the game is just *moist mouth sounds* Matt: We’ll play it if you do that!
Ryan: I’d play Left 4 Dead if they did that. Ryan: Imagine Left 4 Dead 2 with like *moist mouth sounds* Ryan: Cuz Left 4 Dead is one of my favorite games. Matt: I never actually played Left 4 Dead.
Ryan: Well, the original Left 4 Dead, moreso than 2 Ryan: Cuz it just feels like one of those old zombie arcade shooters to me?
Matt: before they got really cheap, kind of? Ryan: Cuz its just, you’re with four people, the maps aren’t that difficult, its nothing like, too special Ryan: It just matters cuz you have the different weapons and you have the different enemy types Ryan: and the special…uh, infected is what I mean by that. Matt: Guys…
Ryan: What are they doing? Ryan: They’re beeping. Matt: Throw a few right here. Matt: There you go. Just get out of the wate-no!
Ryan: Oh. They’re drowning. Matt: C’mon guys. And thi-this fucker’s back! Ryan: And he drowned. Ryan: See, there’s his soul.
Matt: I don’t care if a few red ones die. Matt: There’s just-get him, I don’t care, just get him out of the way. Ryan: Just hold him down and remember, he deserves it. Ryan: he’s wearing that shell again. Matt: He’s wearing that very loose fitting shell.
Ryan: *laughs* Matt: Ok, here we go, here we go, here we go. Ryan: Ohh, dude, oh he’s carrying them to the fire?!
Matt: Oh shit! Matt: Dude, c’mon!
Ryan: Ohh, but he didn’t start the fire! Matt: I-Its been always burning since the world’s been turning.
Ryan: *laughs* Ryan: There you go. Thanks for the…catching that one. Ryan: I threw it up in the air and… Ryan: You may have fumbled around a bit, but
Matt: Yeah, I got-STOP! IDIOT! Matt: I hate him so much!
Ryan: How many…ugh, he’s just mad cuz you held down his other friend. Matt: Its frustrating cuz-uh, no, that’s the same guy. Ryan: What?! I thought you killed him!
Matt: I haven’t killed him yet. Matt: I killed one of them. Matt: But here’s the annoying thing: he doesn’t even kill them. He picks them up and throws them somewhere else. Ryan: he gives them to that guy. Matt: There we go, finally these guys got it out of the water. Ryan: So they’re carrying that ship part back. Matt: Why did they-
Ryan: Will-will that…? Ryan: That’ll return by the end of the day, I’m sure.
Matt: I am praying to God. Ryan: Wait, didn’t that part come from over there?
Matt: Yeah, they must’ve carried it around. Matt: Guys, c’mon, get out of the water.
Ryan: You fucking idiots! Matt: Guys, what are you doing?
Ryan: Uh oh, hurry up. Matt: Alright, I gotta go back. Cuz once the countdown starts… Matt: If I don’t have all my Pikmin…
Ryan: Ohh, those pellets are gonna disappear, dude… Matt: Oh well. Its just some pellets. Ryan: Just some pellets?
Matt: I have gotten many a pellet before. Matt: Can they make it back to the ship in time?
Ryan: (spoilers) No. Matt: You sure about that?
Ryan: (spoilers) yes. Matt: Ok guys, just take some of this shit. Matt: Let it get sucked up. Just hurry up, I don’t care. Ryan: Do you have all of them selected?
Matt: Oh…they’re so close! So tomorrow… Ryan: That part’s gonna be right there. Waiting for ya.
Matt: Uh huh. Matt: Ok. Ok. Alright, I got a lot of people. Ryan: So tomorrow we can get, like, two parts? Matt: Yeah.
Ryan: And tomorrow’s day 26, jesus christ Matt: Yeah, we didn’t…you know, we got a part today, but we didn’t get it back to the ship. Ryan: …yeah.
Matt: We are…slipping behind. Ryan: Everything’s slipping… Ryan: Awaaaaaay, so-
Matt: I’m still confident though. Ryan: Go ahead, spread the word, say it was horrible 🎶 Ryan: What song is that?
Matt: Eh. Matt: Is that “We Didn’t Start the Fire”?
Ryan: No. Matt: Harry Truman…what are the lyrics? Matt: I used to know them really well…
Ryan: I only know the jibjab version. Ryan: Cuz its like a parody of it. Cuz its kinda like how they would end the… Ryan: They would end the year by summarizing the big political things or whatever happened Ryan: that year or whatever
Matt: That’s the whole thing of that song. Ryan:Well yeah, I know, but jibjab did their own version of it.
Matt: Jibjab. Matt: Classic. Forgot about that website.
Ryan: JIBJAB. Ryan: yeah. We mentioned it recently.
Matt: We did! Matt: There was a thing on askreddit: “what would the lyrics be to the song if it were all the way up to 2015?” Matt: And then somebody deisigned lyrics for the rest of the song.
Ryan: Really? Matt: For all the political things. And it was like, really well made too. Matt: And then I think someone did a cover of it and it was incredible. Matt: Alright, let’s
Ryan: Doo doo de doo doo-can you hold him down? Matt: Alright the day has-FUCK YOU I need one more
Ryan: Stop! Matt: Get on there! Just get on there! Ryan: I’m breaking my yelling quota for this asshole! Matt: God you fucking retard, c’mon! There we go. Matt: So, beginning of the day and these guys are getting a part. Matt: Now I gotta go back with a lot of red Pikmin…
Ryan: To fight that bossman? Matt: I’mma go fight that fucking boss. And I swear if our friend is over there Ryan: You’re gonna kick his ass. You’re gonna hold him down and set him straight. Ryan: Not trying to assume his sexual orientation.
Matt: No. Matt: Nonono, not that sort of…straight. Matt: Alright, I’m setting out to take on the Spider Man. I just need…
Ryan: Does whatever a spider can 🎶 Matt: Stop it! Ryan!
Ryan: Spins a web 🎶 Ryan: Fucks his aunt. 🎶 Matt: is that what he…did he do that? Ryan: I dunno. You’ll have to read to find out.
Matt: What if that was just Matt: Like that was canon in the comics
Ryan: Spoiler alert. Ryan: *deeper voice* yeah, he fucks his aunt may Ryan: *high pitched voice* Ohhh Aunt May, fuck me! Ryan: Fuck me Aunt May! Matt: God, that would’ve been a good way to-
Ryan: *high pitched voice* Shoot your web right into my fucking twat! Matt: Wait, I don’t get what…wait, she’s shooting HER web? Matt: into his twat?
Ryan: No! Ryan: She’s telling him to shoot his web into her twat!
Matt No, but you were saying Matt: “Fuck me, Aunt May”. Matt: That would be coming from Spiderman.
Ryan: That was the first voice Ryan: And then there was a second voice.
Matt: They were the same voice. Ryan: They’re family, Matt! They sound alike! Matt: I don’t sound like my mom.
Ryan: Uhh, I dunno. Ryan: When she’s being fucked-
Matt: Ryan! Ryan: She develops this deep, sarcastic, nasally voice. Matt: That’s…that’s actually very spot on.
Ryan: *laughs* Matt: Like, no one has ever described my voice as nasally, but I’ve always thought it was.
Ryan:There’s nothing bad about it. Ryan: It just means its got more of a…
Matt: Its just…I dunno Matt: I’ve always hated the fact that-
Ryan: Not like you’ve got a cold, its just like Matt: I’ve got a big ol’ Jewish honker. I’m not Jewish.
Ryan: *laughs* Matt: Shit, there’s three big ones. Matt: I gotta attack them anyway since I gotta go through here.
Ryan: Just go for it. Attack them in the butt. Matt: Fucking get his ass, get his ass, get his ass, get his ass.
Ryan: Get him-holy shit! Ryan: We needed all these Pikmin!
Matt: Dude, with a big army, we can take down these guys in like two hits! Ryan: That’s probably why people wre so pissed. Cuz we were wasting so much time. Matt: I know! And we’re losing so many Pikmin fighting like that. Ryan: Wait a sec, I just wanted to say that I’m not wasting time. I wanted to raise my hands and say that I’m not at fault for any of this Matt: Like that kid in the class that’s like Matt: That one kid in the class that’s like “I wasn’t doing that!” Ryan: “I thought we had homework!”
Matt: ugh, I hate that kid! Ryan: Fuck him! Or her. I’m sorry, there’s equality in being an asshole. Matt: But you know that there’s a lot of people who are watching this, or listening to this Matt: And you know damn well you’re the kid that raises his hand and goes Matt: “Wha-are you gonna check the homework?” Matt: You know that there’s a lot of those that-
Ryan: The rule is: you don’t turn it in unless the teacher demands it. Matt: Exactly.
Ryan: Or if you like, if they have a turn-in slot. Cuz some teachers have a turn-in thing. Matt: “put your papers here!”
Ryan: So that they have to…you know. Matt: They know who didn’t turn it in at that point.
Ryan: Yeah. Matt: But its like…here’s the thing: Matt: if you did your homework like a good little boy or gilr, you don’t have to ruin it for the rest of people who didn’t. Matt: yeah, they’re supposed to do it. But people will hate you. And you’ll be socially ostra… Matt: …cized. Is that a word? Ostracized?
Ryan: yeah, ostracized. Matt: Yeah…sorry, I wanted to say ostraphy (?)
Ryan: You’re gonna…an example is gonna be made outta you. Matt: Yeah…I gotta-
Ryan: You’ll see its true-ue-ue. Matt: An ape like me.
Ryan: *laughs* Matt: We gotta have a little talk with him to open up first. Ryan: I think you gotta hit him a little bit?
Matt: I think I gotta throw someone in front of him first Ryan: Nope. He just died.
Matt: he’s supposed to open up though. Matt: Dude, what’re you doing? Matt: Do I throw Pikmin on him? Matt: They’re making like little…chink sounds. Matt: Oh, he killed some though. Matt: Dude, what do I do?
Ryan: I dunno.
Matt: I’m pausing it! Ryan: Hurry up, Matt! Look it up! Ryan: Get your phone out.
Matt: I don’t have my phone!
Ryan: I don’t have mine either! Matt: Oh no, its in the…crack of the couch. Ryan: *burps loudly* Matt: Alright, I “remember” how, I gotta clog his little rock hole. Matt: Alright.
Ryan: How do you do that? Matt: Gotta get outta the way..and do that… Matt: And then he opens this up and I gotta ohhhhhhhhh Matt: Get em boys! Get em gooooood!
Ryan: *achieves orgasm* Matt: There ya go. That’s good shit. When he closes it wings does it kill…? No, it doesn’t. Good. Get his blowhole boys! Matt: oh shit.
Ryan: Fuck. Matt: Its ok. They’re not really going where I’m throwing em but…that’s fine. Matt: Alright, and he’s gonna open…he’s gonna open his little back. Matt: Throw all my Pikmin on him. Matt: Ooh. Get em. Yeah!
Ryan: Ooh! Ryan: Think you can get him down to half health-oh damn! Holy shit! Ryan: You can kill him next time.
Matt: Yeah, definitely.
Ryan: And do you think you have enough to Ryan: I’d go-I’d have them go and back and get some to try and carry the part back and then come back and carry his body. Ryan: Or, do bosses turn into pellets, or do they drop a body?
Matt: Uh, it depends. Some do and some don’t. Matt: I’m praying-I’m praying this one actually has a-
Ryan: You’re praying mantis? HA! Matt: Its cuz I’m skinny, isn’t it? Ryan: No.
Matt: Its cuz I’m skinny and have green skin, right? Ryan: What? Matt: There we go! We discovered the…bow… Matt: The (slurs) b-bowspirit. Matt: Why do bugs turn on their back when they die? Matt: Like cockroaches? They can’t die without flipping around on their back. Ryan: Is that true? Cuz I can step on one and I assure you that it won’t flip on its back. Matt: Oh, well that’s different cuz you, like, crushed it. Matt: but if a roach dies of natural causes…30 Pikmin, Jesus Christ… Matt: Oh goddammit, we gotta build a bridge.
Ryan: Goddammit, well hurry up! Hurry up! Matt: Well, I have a lot of Pikmin so it should go really fast. Matt: Ryan said the f word! The bad one with the gs in it! (faggot) Ryan: No. NO! Matt: Alright boys, bring it back. Can we add a few guys to make this go faster? Matt: You boys know what you’re doing. There you go! Matt: yeah! 45 out of 30! Ryan: Oh no!
Matt: Aww, he can’t do shit. He can’t do shit! Ryan: Its Terry Bigalow, homemade gigolo. Matt: Wasn’t it Bruce…?
Ryan: I dunno, shut up. Matt: What was the movie…with Dan Shneider? Ryan: Not Dan Schneider.
Matt: Rob Shneider! Shit! Ryan: You’re thinking of Daddy Day Care *laughs*
Matt: *laughs* Matt: Alright, here we go boys! Getting some shit! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO Matt: Alright, here we go.
Ryan: Oh my gooood!
Matt: I like how the sky changes Matt: When its…sunset, yeah.
Ryan: It looks piss mustard. Matt: Piss mustard? Is that a flavor of mustard? Matt: I wanna know that this is! …bowspirit, face of the dolphin… Matt: ok, ok
Ryan: So now just build Pikmin up? Ryan: You got two parts today. Wait, how many parts do you need? Ryan: Alright, hold on, I think I can check…we have 24 out of 30 Ryan: We need three more parts. Matt: yeah. We do need three more parts. Ryan: I just hope that all the parts we get are necessary parts Matt: Gonna go ahead and…eh, I’ll leave these guys in the ground, let them grow a little longer Matt: Uh, I should kill this dude. Get a few…get a few…
Ryan: Are we gonna be able to Ryan: …take off, Matt? Ryan: Matt?
Matt: I, well, I-I’m like 80% sure we’ll be able to take off. Matt: But then there’s that small 20% chunk that’s like…
Ryan: If we go through the game and we don’t beat it… Ryan: You realize this series is gonna be very disappointing for people Ryan: To spend hours and hours watching…
Matt: Eh, its just an ending. Matt: I mean, yeah, its not the GOOD ending, but its still…y’know… Matt: Most people that play Pikmin-
Ryan: Let’s not get too comfortable with the fact that we might not take off. Matt: Well here’s what I’m saying.
Ryan: No, I dont want to get into this Matt: We’re giving a different ending to the game! We’re giving an alternative-
Ryan: *laughing* No! Ryan: “Different alternative”. Ryan: We’re losers!
Matt: Ryan, if Ryan: You’ve never seen let’s players lose like this before!
Matt: That’s…that’s true, actually. Matt: Cuz most let’s play channels play to be good at the game. Ryan: We just play to fuck around and ahve a good time. Matt: Yeah, cuz that’s what its fucking about, y’know? Matt: We’re not gonna fake commentary just to be good at the game. Matt: We want Superdemega-Superdemega? Matt: We want SuperDeMega to be like…having fun. Matt: Playing dumb, stupid, shitty games that we like. Matt: Ok, Ryan, here’s what I want you to do: I am really dedicated to wanting to take off. Matt: So if we don’t take off, I want you to Matt: Set…something has to happen.
Ryan: Something has to happen to you. Matt: You wanna let the people in the comments decide?
Ryan: We’ll do a twitter poll. Ryan: What happens to Matt if he doesn’t take off? Ryan: We’ll give you a few options Matt: Alright guys, so right now, as this video comes out, there should be a poll on twitter Matt: On what should happen if we don’t take off. So go and vote on that. Matt: And uh…
Ryan: We’re gonna make these punishments ACTUAL punishments.
Matt: yeah. Matt: They’re not gonna be baby shit. Ryan: Your whole thing about video making, which I’ve started to adopt Matt: Good. That’s good, I like that.
Ryan: …is…how would you…you explain it. Matt: Basically. You know, I’ll do shit for a video because my ideology is, like, a few minutes of pain lasts a lifetime in a video. Matt: And people will think its funny, and they’ll enjoy it, and I can look back at it and go “holy shit, remember when I did that? That sucked!” Ryan: My only thing is I can’t keep a straight face if I tried to fuck with people like you can. Ryan: That’s like, with the scientology thing, or just with any of the past Kids With Problems sketches you’ve done. Matt: Oh, when I talk to people in public?
Ryan: yeah. Matt: I like doing that shit, cuz I like making people feel awkward.
Ryan: I love that style. Ryan: I’ve always wanted to make a Borat type of story
Matt: Dude, I’d love to make a Borat style movie! Matt: Why don’t we do that? We have the resources!
Matt: We just don’t have the free time. Matt: We’re gonna have more free time
Ryan: Eventually! We’re very fucking busy. Matt: We’re incredibly busy guys. Ryan: I haven’t been throwing up in my mouth as much.
Matt: I got these incredible mint chewable tums. Matt: They got this little gummy-not gummies, but its like taffy. Matt: And they’re doing wonders for me.
Ryan: Reminds me of Anne’s pussy. Matt: Ryan! How-how does mint taffy-
Ryan: Cuz giiiiirl she SHAKE THAT LAFFY TAFFY.
*both laugh* Matt: The look on your face when I looked over. Matt: I will never forget that cuz you had this ridiculous look on your face when you said it. Matt: Anyways, no matter how many of their compatriots fall in battle, the Pikmin fight on. Matt: Would this have been a peaceful…oh God, that’s actually really fucking sad. Ryan: What?
Matt: Would this have been a peaceful planet had I never come? Matt: Yeah, so this is starting to heat up and these next few episodes are gonna be exciting Matt: Cause we don’t know whether we are actually gonna beat the game or not. Matt: It’s kinda that 50/50 thing. So wish us luck and tune in for the next episode and Ryan, would you play us out? Ryan: Nope.