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Ryder`s Burglary Fails

Ryder`s Burglary Fails


My homie, LB. Ey, you down for robbin’ shit? Why me, man? Did I hear something? Sounds like the buster complaining again. Man, I wanna get a proper job. We gonna be able to retire off of this one. Let’s make it happen. This is the spot. Let’s make it crack. Man, we gonna hit him off everything he got. It’s on, yo! Oh yeah! Listen up, no motherfucker gonna give a gang-banging car-jacker like you anything for free. So you gotta go take it. All the houses in this state full of shit to rob. They ain’t sure, they- DAMN! WHATCHU DOIN’?!!! Another one a seven! *laughs* I like seeing blood, love it! That dead body made my day. Mission failed! You talked for too long (And Loud!) Listen up, there ain’t no OG like a Grove OG. Once a buster, you always a- Oh shit! Man, what’s this? Thanks for the wheels, chump! Can’t stop won’t stop, suckers. Fucking car, asshole! Where you going, buster? BUSTER! Mission failed! Don’t ever jack a jacker! Ok, fool. I go in, you keep watching. Let’s make it happen. We gonna empty the place. Oh, what’s this, we got a party? [Ryder] Shit!
[OG Joke] Yeah yeah yeah, homie, it’s your man OG Loc in the place. [OG Joke] Yeah yeah yeah, homie, it’s your man OG Loc in the place. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[OG Joke rapping in background] Mission failed! Death by ear rape I go back in there, strip the place. Ninja Style! It’s on, yo! Yeah, yeah, I got it, Ninja Style, right… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Mission failed!
Owned by a Lego Shit! Shit! I dropped, dammit. HEY! You picked the wrong motherfucking house, fool! Heyy, Smoke, easy! No. Bitch. Mission failed!
You picked the wrong muthaf*ckin house, fool! Yeah, here we go. Yeah, yeah, I got it. You know where you at, fool? [Ryder] Oh damn!
You know where you at, fool? You gettin’ jacked, punk! This a raid! Whatchu gotta say about it, fool? Big mistake, you know who you jacking? Yeah, you bitch! Shut up, punk! Yo’ ass is mine, little man. Let’s work up a sweat, little man. Man, I had enough of this bullshit. I should have joined the army, damn. Nice try, asshole. Just make a move! I’mma mess with your nervous system boy. Aaah-ya! Kung Fu Master, motherfucker! Oh, it’s on now, little man! Man, put that little shit away, I break your spine. You messin’ with a trained killer. Don’t piss me off now! It’s lights out for you, chump! Raise up, little bitch. Shit! Got to go retreat! Better leave Los Santos, bitch! LSPD, stop! Oh shit, this ain’t what I planned, man! We got you now, buddy. Hands up, man. We got you surrounded. Hey, stop! C-Can’t stop me. You won’t run out on me, son! It ain’t my fault, it’s CJ’s fault! What the fuck?! Yeah, that’s him over there, officers! Homie, you tryna fuck with me? Go go go! I don’t need this shit! Take him down! Ah! Aaaah! I’m a motherfucking genius.
[CJ screaming for help]

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  1. Robbing houses is not a easy job. 💰🔫 More short videos later this month before I start working again on a bigger project. 😉
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  2. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  3. Not my fault! It's CJ fault!
    (CJ screaming)
    I'm motherfucking genius!

    Sorry for bad english. Thats not my primary language

  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tWZfhQ6JjU – The song that starts at 0:28

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