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Stephen Calls Bruce Willis A Liar… MISTAKE

Stephen Calls Bruce Willis A Liar… MISTAKE


>>Stephen: YOU’RE ONE BIG
ACTION GUY, ONE SOME OF THE BIGGEST ACTION GUYS IN THE
WORLD. A LOT OF ACTION GUYS LIKE TOM
CRUISE SAY, THEY DID ALL THEIR OWN STUNTS. DO– DID YOU EVER, LIKE, BACK IN
THE DAY, DID YOU DO YOUR OWN STUNLTS.>>OF COURSE.>>Stephen: REALLY?>>YOU HAVE TO.>>Stephen: LIKE BARE FOOT
ACROSS THE GLASS IN DIEHARD AND THAT KIND OF STUFF.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHY DO YOU NEED TO
DO THAT, WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THAT, NO OFFENSE.>>FOR THE AUDIENCE, FOR, YOU
KNOW– (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: FOR THE AUDIENCE. I KNOW, OKAY, BUT YOU DON’T DO
IT ANY MORE, I ASSUME.>>OH NO, I STILL DO T I STILL
DO IT.>>Stephen: ARE YOU 60 YEARS
OLD.>>60 YEARS OLD THRK YEAR.>>Stephen: I FIND IT HARD TO
BELIEVE YOU STILL DO YOUR OWN STUNTS.>>WELL, I FEEL THAT I– I WOULD
LET PEOPLE DOWN IF I DIDN’T DO MY OWN STUNTS.>>Stephen: OKAY. SO I GUESS YOU DO YOUR OWN
STUNTS, THEN. (LAUGHTER)
I DON’T– I MEAN WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I FIND THAT HARD TO
BELIEVE THAT A MAN WHO SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME LYING DOWN ON
THE JOB THESE DAYS, DOES HIS OWN STUNTS, PLEASE TAKE THAT WITH
RESPECT. I MEAN IT WITH RESPECT, BUT I
DON’T BELIEVE IT.>>DON’T BELIEVE T HUH.>>Stephen: NO, I DO NOT.>>NOW THAT’S A PROBLEM. (APPLAUSE)
>>I’M OUT FROM– COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DESK. (APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: YEAH.>>HANDS IN POCKETS.>>Stephen: YOU WANT TO GO?>>IT’S ALREADY BEGUN.>>Stephen: YOU LOOK TIRED,
BRUCE. LET ME GET YOU A CHAIR.>>Stephen: THAT’S WHAT I’M
TALKING ABOUT, WILLIS. (APPLAUSE)
>>COLBERT!>>Stephen: I’M GLUTEN FREE
YOU SON OF A BITCH.>>ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
.>>Stephen: HOW DID YOU GET SO
STRONG, YOU MAGNIFICENT BAS TARD? YES, YES!>>YIPEE KAYA WILLIAM FAULKNER. (APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: I’M SORRY FOR
DOUBTING YOU.>>I.>>I DON’T DO MY OWN STUNTS.>>Stephen: SON OF A BITCH. OH, THAT ONE HURT.>>Stephen: BRUCE WILLIS,
EVERYONE, MISERY AT THE BROADHEARST THEATER THROUGH
FEBRUARY 149. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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100 thoughts on “Stephen Calls Bruce Willis A Liar… MISTAKE

  1. WHAAAAT THEEEEE FUUUUUUCCKKKKKK WASSS THAAAT!!!!!!!!!

    I was literally terrified seeing what happened there. How did any of them survive the jump with their bones intact and what's with all the stuffs smashing into one another!!!!

    Oh Dear Lord!!!!!

  2. I would like to see a remake with Chuck Norris. In that scenario, Chuck would just have to will it with his mind and Stephen would go flying across the stage, ha-ha.

  3. ya know i know this was faked and staged for the audience and i don't care because it was funny as hell. but honestly Bruce i think does some of his own stunts but he doesn't do all of them. there are certain ones he can't do anymore cause of age and than there are those he can't do because the studio won't let him. which is why i find it hard to believe that Tom Cruise at least for certain stunts does them all.

  4. Stephen demon stunts. Too bad trump get 50000 people at a rally sucker dirtbag treason lier. When trump charges you with treason off with your ugly liking demonic head sucker

  5. Ok so if I’m called in for a job interview….. I think I’ll just…

    No I’m playing. Are you crazy? Why? Just to make white people happy?

  6. I was actually fooled by this. I really thought they were doing all of this….not stunts. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  7. I thought I heard Bruce say "that woulda hurt" at the end which made me laugh the most. Upon closer examination, it appears he said "that one hurt" because it was actually him that took that fall. That was a good opportunity missed imo. Irrelevant to the comedic opportunity that the election of Trump subsequently brought on at the expense of some of the collective sanity that was left in America, at least.

  8. Brilliant, both of you 2. one gets props for beeing honest, the other one for suprisingly beeing in shape. Chapeau Mr. Colbert, Chapeau…..

  9. that was the cringiest shit I've ever seen . at least if you gonna pretend it's them at least cover the stuntman faces better with camera angles

  10. I don’t get it how the fuck did he survive the fall when Bruce threw him off the upper deck without injury was that totally faked on camera?

  11. This calls for Bruce Willis to do one more Die Hard film ever so he can finally allowed to do his own stunts for real this time.

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