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SWIMMING IN POOP | Pipejob (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)

SWIMMING IN POOP | Pipejob (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)


Why? Why is it music with shit in it.. Wh- What am I doin’? (High five) TOP OF THE MORNIN’ TO YA LADDIES! MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE! And welcome to a HTC Vive game called “Pipe Job” Where I have to be a plumber… And.. *Giggles* As you can hear by the BEAUTIFUL music, this is going to be a very very serious game, so… “Poo Paint”? Can I.. Can I really go in and paint with shit? (Laughing) Oh god.. (laughs) (Laughing) Oh, why… Oh no… Where’s my other controller? Only one is showing up! Why? I- I- I don’t know what’s goin’ on.. Okay.. (Giggles) I don’t fuckin’.. Let’s do the actual game, Of plumbing! Yes! Okay, So, I don’t know how to play this, so hopefully — Rubber ducky!! Awe! Yay! Oh God, rubber ducky, no…! I can’t.. Squeak ’em! This is the best part of the game. (Laughing) Okay. Ploop. (More laughing) “Use plunger to unclog the toilet” Oh okay. Rubber Ducky go! Nice. “Use plunger to unclog- unclog the toilet” “Tool box is spawner of the new pipe fragments” “Remove broken pipes and replace them with the new ones,” “Throw broken pipe fragments in here to repair them,” “Throw two normal pipes here to get one silver pipe..” “Throw three silver pipes-” Jesus fucking christ, okay. Let’s just start removing pipes! Whaat? Okay.. Thanks! ‘preciate it! That was actually very helpful! That was cool! Okay.. (Laughing) “Sometimes your upstairs neighbor gives you a little present-” Ohh why?! Why do I have.. a.. A- A- A portal dimension to his shitter?! Okay, start game! Right, here we go, what do we do? Well I know what to do, but nothin’ has started yet. I just- just- DANCE! Here then.. (Clink) OH! There we go! Okay! Stuff is breakin’! There we go. Yes! Okay, um, Do I just put these in here- I don’t fucking know! Okay! Um, I got it so far. I-I’m golden. Can I just take pipes from this? Oh god that’s about to burst- (clink) WHY?! Why am I even doing this?! Why can I get pipes here and over there?! (Poop noise) Oh god- OH GOD. OKAY. Do I have to plunge?! It- Is that what happened- Who took a shit?! Ohhhh, the fucking neighbor! Neighbor why?! Why you shitting everywhere?! Oop, down they go! Down they go! Go on little fellas! Go on! (Laughing) Oh shite… (Laughing) Do I have to put them in– AH I TOUCHED THEM WITH MY HANDS (Laughing) Noooo… ‘Kay get the plunger again, here we go.. (clink) The pipe broke again!! God fucking damn it! There we go! What’s breaking?! Jesus fucking christ! Go in there!! Everything go back to normal please!! Can I flush? I can’t flush the toilet.. I’m just gonna plunge it. PLUNGE THE TOILET! Oh Christ.. This is gettin’ out of control too quick!! What the fuck- Why?! Get in there you stupid bastard.. There we go! I’mma put two in there. Thanks!! Ahh, did you see that catch? Get out of there. Nice! Silver pipes! To upgrade shit! There we go! Silver pipe me! SILVER PIPE ME! THANKS BRO. Thanks, you’re a fuckin’ hero! Right, okay. You go out. (Poop noise) No. No. NO. AH That’s fuckin’ gross! Gimme that silver pipe! I CAN’T GRAB IT! It’s.. FUCK IT! C’mon! God, being a fucking plumber’s hard. Alright okay. Preemptively do this. Get ready with a silver pipe. Thanks bro. Fuck. Can’t see anything. Okay.. okay.. Okay- FUCKS SAKE! How are the silver pipes breaking?! I want a gold pipe! Gold pipe me!! WHY?! You dickbag! Oh, do I have to throw 3 silver pipes in there? I don’t know.. Ahhhh shite balls! HEUH! COME ON! Hueh! It doesn’t grab properly– There we go.. There we go- Aw fuck me.. Get rid of everything!!! There we go! NO! Get out of there! FUCK! I’M THROWING THE WRONG ONES! (Heavy breathing) There. Are we good? I feel like we’re good! Nice! NICE! (Poop sounds) NO, DUDE! STOP SHITTIN’ EVERYWHERE! FUCKS SAKE! Okay.. Do I have to plunge this?? Plunge, plunge, plunge, plunge, plunge, plunge Plunge plunge plunge! Clearin’ the toilet! Plunge plunge- Ah fuck.. (Imitating underwater gurgling noises) How do I get rid of the water level!?! Thanks! Okay what broke? This.. Nice! Okay.. I have some silver pipes lyin’ around.. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit! (Literally shit) Hueh! THE FUCKIN’ SILVER ONE WENT BACK OVER THERE! SON OF A BITCH! Hueh Hueh! Thank you. God almighty. There we go. Hueh! Yeah, you put the silver ones in there to get a gold one! OH NO. OH I’M FUCKIN’ DROWNING! REPAIR THAT PIPE! THANKS! That was awesome!! Did I fail!? Noo! Bastards! Oh god that went on forever that sc- Scared the shiiiit out of.. me.. Floating poops!? I LOVE FLOATING POOPS! Why is the rubber duck over there? What is happening?! Okay, should I try again? Okay. Restart! Right. Can I like.. Cheat the system? Like right from the start? Fuck. Maybe I can! Can I just do this? Did you just give me a broken silver pipe?! You son of a bitch! Is this place fillin’ up with water already? Okay, start! There we go. Right. Okay. So what I should be doin’ is gettin’ silver pipes ready. And then, getting gold pipes ready. There we go. There we go. I’m gonna throw with the right hand because it’s fuckin’ better. Fuckin’ better than all these other bitch-ass hands! Huah! YES! GLORIOUS DAY! Right. Okay. We’re gonna do this! We’re gonna fuckin’ POWER THROUGH! Huah! Thank you. Thank you so much! (Poop noise) SHUT UP!! Fuckin’ poopy bastards. Jeez, that came right in my face. Oi, what’s goin’ on? RUBBER DUCKY, SAVE US! Huah! Hyah! Can I flush the toilet, or is it just going down naturally? Okay, it’s going down naturally. Got it! Got it. I’m better at it this time! Better at this shit this time. Wait’ll you see! Oh, you’ll ALL fuckin’ see. Hooah! Come on! Gimme the fuckin’ pipe! Oh, I have two silver ones over here! 😀 Nice! That’s exactly what I needed. Thank you!
Okay, what’s ready to burst?
You. Got it!
Got it. I fuckin’ did it. What broke? What broke? Okay. Fix that just for now. Huah! Huah! THIS IS A FUCKIN’ HARD GAME! It’s hard being a plumber! If you ever have a plumber in your house anymore, feel bad for him, ’cause his job is very hard! or she Here we go… Fuck’s sake! Go in. Go in! GO IN THE FUCKIN’ THING! This is why I’m using my right hand to throw things, because I’m terrible with my left! THE GOLD PIPES ARE BREAKING?! WHY?! OHHHH. And then you just repair the pipe! OHHHH! That makes a lot of fuckin’ sense! (Poop noise) STOP IT! Ya poopy bastard. Can you stop shittin’ all over my life?! God damn it, man! I’m just one guy! Clearin’ up a whole fuckin’ room of shit! Throw it! Oh my God. Look where that landed over there. THANKS! *boink* THANKS! PERFECT! Love ya bro. Okay, I’ll fix you… There we go… Come on, fix it!… Thanks! Oh, fuck yeah! OOH, I’M IN THE GROOVE! I’m in the zone! I’m in the fuckin’ game. (grunts) What broke? Okay, you. Motherfucker. GET OUTTA THERE! Oh, I have a gold one! What?! There you go. (giggles) Did something else just break? What… FUCK IT! Okay… okay… Okay… I would have… a lot more… GOLD PIPES if these SILVER BASTARDS DIDN’T KEEP SPAWNING OVER THERE! They come out at the trajectory that you throw them in. So, if you throw ’em in poorly, they come back out poorly. AAHH, I hate my neighbor! What’s his name? “Dick”? Fuckin’ should be. Thanks! I should have just thrown it in there. That would have made more sense. Okay- How the fuck…? OHHH! There we go! Unclog the toilet. Nice! Get rid of all the poops! Fuck off! Get out of my toilet! Okay. Okay. Working against the clock here, people. Working against the clock! MASTER PLUMBER JackSepticFace! Ready to do the business! WHAT?! FUCK! Stop breaking on me! ♫ Why does it always break on me ♫ Kay, and you’re about to burst. There we go. WHAT? I put you in and THEN you broke? That was a brand new pipe, you son of a bitch! I need to unclog this toilet soon! But give me more gold pipes! Yes! One more silver! Come on! YESSS! Thanks bro! What broke? Okay. I fucking –
I’m on it! I’m all over this shit! (Clink) Fuckin’ Pun Intended. WHAT? What’s breaking on me? What are you breaking on me?! WHYYY?! What broke? Son of a fuck! (Fart) NOO! Okay, I need to unclog my toilet. AWW! Bastard! Come on, man! Why?! I was so, so good… I was the PERFECT shit-cleaner. ONE second away from 4:20. You couldn’t give me that. Oh God, I’m exhausted. Well anyway, that does it for this video
on “Pipe Job” VR It’s actually pretty fun. (giggles) For what it is. I know a lot of people are gonna be in the comments saying, “Man, this is a pretty SHITTY game!” (imitates sad trombone) It actually is cool. The sense of throwing stuff, and having it go, WHOOMP, WHOOMP and grabbing it, and putting it back
in the pipe, and everything. I imagine if you just sat down, Well, I know the mechanics, but if I got better at it, you could just be like, TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK I should be an octopus. If I was an octopus, I’d just be able to manage all the pipes at once with all my eight arms and just fly pipes everywhere! It’ll be so cool then! I’ll be so much better at it! Why am I not an octopus? Damn parents,
giving me a human body. So, I’m exhausted, and I’m super warm right now. Holy God. VR games are a great way of exercise. You get in, and you’re just moving all over the place. I still haven’t gotten anything that’s given me that… exercise feeling, as “Hollow Point VR” did, with the bows and arrows, you shot it, and then you have to dodge. That was ALL OVER the place like this. It’s crazy. VR IS SO COOL! I love it so much! But anyway… THANK you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it… PUNCH THE LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS! And… High fives all round. (High five noises) Thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes… IN THE NEXT VIDEOOOO! Hi there. My name’s Jack. (Sure it is)

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100 thoughts on “SWIMMING IN POOP | Pipejob (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)

  1. click video, thinking the game would be like muddy heights

    hears the introductory music

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    Puts headphones back on
    Fuck it, we're in for the long haul

  2. If you can read this, thank a teacher.
    If you're reading this on a nice, pristine, completely functional toilet in the peace and quiet of your bathroom, thank a plumber.

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