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2018 ARNOLD CLASSIC AUSTRALIA (This is quite entertaining)

2018 ARNOLD CLASSIC AUSTRALIA (This is quite entertaining)

G’day it’s Dash how are you all doing? I’m just about to head off to the Arnold Classic in Melbourne ARNIE!!! ARNIE!!! ARNIE!!! ARNIE!!! ARNIE!!! ARNIE!!! ARNIE!!! Crowd: “Arnold” Crowd: “Show your biceps” GO ARNOLD!!! Crowd: “Arnold” Arnold: “What you been doing is fantastic” Arnold: “I’ll be back” Athlete: “I’ll be back” crowd cheering ARNOLD!!! ARNOLD!!! ARNOLD!!! ARNOLD!!! ARRRRNOLD!!! ARNIE!!!…

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Death By Nuts

Death By Nuts

Oh my God, did you see this? See what? Some guy died from having his balls squeezed too hard. That’s bullshit. No, it says right here. The woman was charged with testicular manslaughter. Well, then the article is bullshit Because it’s impossible to squeeze a guy’s balls and kill him. You wanna bet? Alright. Tom Do you wanna come over?…

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Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals Helping Each Other

Ozzy Man Reviews: Animals Helping Each Other

Welcome to animals helping each other out of bloody dodgy situations. This leopard is munching on an antelope when suddenly it runs off because of the baboons. The’re like “Leave Jill alone, she’s a fucken top sheila you dickhead”. Jill is understandably having a panic attack after almost becoming a happy meal. She’s good though. She says cheers to the…

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Ozzy Man Reviews: MMA Showboating Fail

Ozzy Man Reviews: MMA Showboating Fail

Welcome to fight day. Joe is offering a glove touch but it was a fake out. Gee whiz you can see Johan thinking “that was cheeky as fuck.” “I didn’t know we were playing prison rules.” Now Joe decides it’s time to practise some new dance moves. He’s like “ohhh yeah I am a sexy beast.” He gets back to…

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