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“MAYWEATHER VS. MCGREGOR” — A Bad Lip Reading

“MAYWEATHER VS. MCGREGOR” — A Bad Lip Reading

***YOU CAN TURN THESE CAPTIONS OFF AND ON USING THE CC BUTTON Guten Morgen! You think I don’t know what you’re saying? Yeah, you think you’re a golden mouth You think you got the golden mouth, boy? Well you don’t got the golden mouth You’re looking at the one that’s got the REAL gold mouth You’re a prop, dad You’re…

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PANICATS: DESAFIO DA LUTA LIVRE (02/02)

PANICATS: DESAFIO DA LUTA LIVRE (02/02)

This person He came in contact with the production And spoke I want to challenge one of them In the Punch And she will choose Which one of you four She will challenge for a fight now Whoever wins this fight, has the right to sit on the stand of presenters on Sunday That I know it’s something that all…

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Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

Eminem Goes Nuclear on Trump (Like 10-Fold Nuclear)

ALL RIGHT, THERE’S A LOT GOING ON IN THE NEWS. LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. AN ARTICLE TODAY REVEALED THAT DURING A NATIONAL SECURITY MEETING LAST SUMMER DONALD TRUMP SAID THAT HE WANTED TO INCREASE THE NUMBER OF AMERICA’S NUCLEAR WEAPONS BY TEN FOLD. TEN FOLD. TRUMP WOULD HAVE GONE HIGHER THAN TEN FOLD BUT HE RAN OUT OF FINGERS…

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HADA

HADA

Excuse me. A gin and tonic, please. Thank you. Look at that! You’re very nice! Pardon? You look very tasty, my queen. Thank you. Listen… What if we go outside real quick? The thing is I’m here with my friends. But I can tell them and meet you. -Who are you? -Your self-esteem fairy. You’re joking! You’re so down you…

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Season 3, Episode 12 – Camp Corp. | Camp Camp

(dang) (double dang) (dang solo) [sigh] Campers: [Indistinct chattering] David: Kids, please! I need everyone to calm down and ask your questions one at a time. Harrison: I thought the fundraiser was a success! If we need money, why not just have the Quartermaster beat you guys up again? Quartermaster: If bludgeoning the counselors was a reliable source of income,…

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MAL ALIENTO

MAL ALIENTO

It’s not an offside, ref! Fuck! -Beto… -What? -I want to tell you something. -Wait till it ends. No, Cruz Azul will lose. You know that. -It’s important, man. -Tell me. Your breath stinks. -What? -That’s it. Your breath stinks. Your breath is rotten, like you used poop mouthwash. -Right now? -Yes. And always. Always. Your mouth has always smelled…

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Red Hot Chili Peppers Carpool Karaoke

THIS TRAFFIC IS TERRIBLE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FORE GET TO>> >>James: I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU. YOU KNOW, THE BACKWAYS. JUST MAKE A LEFT UP HERE ANDASS.>>I THINK IT RIGHT. REALLY? ON, CATCH IT STRAIGHT AHEAD.>>GO STRA >>THREE RIGHTS IN A ROW.>>James: I’M REGRETTING ASKING YOU, ALREADY REGRETTING ASKU. DO YOU MIND IF WE LISC. SHALL I SEE WHAT IS…

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ENCUENTRO

ENCUENTRO

Put a little bit of granola and amaranth. No bananas. I’m very allergic. Hold on a sec. Claudio! Claudio, how are you? It’s so good to see you! -It’s great seeing you here! -Yes, Lucía. How have you been? -Amazing. How’s Cintia? -We got divorced. She’s incredible. You should have taken care of her. -She’s amazing. -Yeah. I think about…

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CASAL

Done! I told you it would be quick. -I’m going home. -Why? We’ll reschedule. You’re not feeling well. No, it’s all taken care of. I always go at this time. Don’t worry. Do you have another bathroom? Use this one. Go on. You just used it. We’re still getting to know each other. -It could be a turn off. -Don’t…

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