Were you injured? Did insurance not give you the money that you deserve? Then call me. I’ll fight for you. I’m Rod Jakt. I’m a lawyer. And I’m also a wrestler! Insurance companies: Watch your back! Rod Jakt is layin’ down the law! Insurance doesn’t pay for that. Oh you’ll pay!!! I make judges pay too! Case closed. You lose. No you lose! With over 10 years experience in the ring and 3 weeks in the courtroom, I’m the man! I was in an auto accident and Rod Jakt, he got me the money. but then he turned Bad Guy on me and broke my neck. And I’ll do it again! Ah come on! Please! Don’t! Ah my neck! Who booked this?! Yeah, I’m a heel. So What? I’ll be a babyface again. I’m a top guy. In the meantime, if you’ve been… Injured in an auto accident. Injured on the job. Exposed to toxic chemicals. Injured in a fall. Abused in a nursing home. Or wrongfully terminated. You’re fiiiiiiiirrrrred!!!!! I’m a good guy again. Who wrote this shit!!! I’ve been rated 4 stars by the Better Business
Bureau, and 2 and three-quarter stars by Dave Meltzer. BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THE DIRT SHEETS! So if you’ve been injured call the offices of Rod Jakt today. Operators are standing by. Is this a work? No brother, this is a shoot. So if you’ve been injured, call the Law Offices of Rod Jakt today! Call the Law Offices of Rod Jakt today! Oh and make sure to listen to my podcast. Almost every ex-wrestler has one! Call Now!

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